Shouldn't have opened the door.

"Uhhhh..."

Anyone who knows Sean K. Robb knows that if there’s one thing I enjoy, it’s watching the wheels fall off the sick joke that is TV news. In particular, I love watching reporters “in the field” struggle to maintain that fakey newsguy thing when confronted by drunken members of the public that just want to get their dumb mugs on screen.

Especially good is when said reporters resort to violence to maintain the integrity of their on-scene reports. In this recent clip, Las Vegas reporter Steve Ryan honours the spirit of Michael Jackson by bitch slapping a drunk fat guy. Gold.

Noooooooooooooooo!

My dad wore a cast for five years!

So Evil WWE Champion Randy Orton was on a Mexican talk show yesterday and freaked out on the host before storming off set after the gentleman made the mistake of bringing up The Legend Killer’s recent rash of injuries.

God I love wrestling.