The Infliction of Pain

Sylvester P. Smythe

As a kid, Cracked was my favourite magazine ever. Every issue was hilarious and timely and far, far more awesome than Mad, which seemed like a nasty old relic from the 70s. Anyhow, kids can’t read anymore and so Cracked stopped publishing after a failed revamp a few years ago. Like all of life, it’s on the web now though, and it’s where you’ll find this very rad list of the Top 8 ‘Oh Shit!’ Moments from Mixed Martial Arts by Legendary Internet Something-or-other seanbaby.

FINLAY VS. SAINT

Dave “Fit” Finlay vs. Johnny Saint – Before he was WWE’s resident fightin’ Irishman, Finlay was a star in England. Here, in a match from some time in the ’80s, he challenges Johnny Saint, one of the greatest grapplers from the golden World of Sport. If you’ve never seen British wrestling with it’s round system, technical emphasis and strict rulebook then strap yourself in and enjoy this awesome piece of work.

Part One                   Part Two